Dan LeFevour not only has The Fever, he literally is (in French maybe) The Fever. And he gives it to me. The quarterback for the Central Michigan Chippewas led his team to a thrilling two overtime victory in the GMAC Bowl over some other unranked team tonight.
I turned to the game just in time to see the Chippewas return a kickoff for a touchdown, only to have that followed on the next possession by a silky smooth thirty yard laser from The Fever.
Ladies (as if there are girls who read this blog), I want you to glance into those eyes and try to tell me that you wouldn’t like to catch The Fever from LeFevour.
Yes, I have been cheating on JSF and writing for another blog (www.stachist.com).
Yes, I have been neglecting all (14?) of you loyal readers who have the Fever.
Yes, I posted the following picture on Stachist earlier tonight:
It's like a roller coaster of awesomeness!
But let’s be serious here. This guy, the San Fran mustache super fan, obviously has the Fever like few others do. He’s even from the same town as Uncle Jesse. I paused my television long enough to take this picture, but not before staring at this image for ten minutes and starting to drool.
I don’t even know what you call this style of mustache, but there is only one description of it: legendary.
Yes, I realize that it is not hard to be the party of the decade when the decade is only a few hours old, but still, the overwhelming odds are that a throw down with the following legends on the invite list is going to be pretty life altering:
- Flava Flav
- The Balloon Boy
- The Ninja Turtles
- Mr. T
- Zack Morris
- The Kool Aid Man
- A freaking Tyrannosaurus Rex
- John Stamos (Obviously)
- You
Here is your invitation, courtesy of Mosher, myself, apple products, William Wallace, magic markers and the song “Heavy Lifting” by Ambulance LTD.
