Yes, I have been cheating on JSF and writing for another blog (www.stachist.com).
Yes, I have been neglecting all (14?) of you loyal readers who have the Fever.
Yes, I posted the following picture on Stachist earlier tonight:
But let’s be serious here. This guy, the San Fran mustache super fan, obviously has the Fever like few others do. He’s even from the same town as Uncle Jesse. I paused my television long enough to take this picture, but not before staring at this image for ten minutes and starting to drool.
I don’t even know what you call this style of mustache, but there is only one description of it: legendary.

You should be apologizing some of us have to fill our days with procrastination and not paying attention in classes. Thankfully I no longer have to be let down by you as winter break is here.