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In Uncle Jesse's Favorites on June 7, 2009 at 11:03 pm

Random, awesome fact of the day:  John Stamos is the spokesman for a charity called Project Cuddle.  This was brought to my attention when I was sent the following link to an article that describes The Greek God’s hopes to create a Full House movie that would take place during the “first few years” of the series (aka the last few years of the 80s).

For those of you who choose not to click on the link, Johnny Amazing has dreams of a feature film that would star not him, Bob Saget and Dave Coulier, but instead three current stars (this is NOT to say Stamos is not a current star.  He is.  Probably the biggest star in the world.  Except Susan Boyle.)  He has some solid ideas about who should play the three men of the Tanner household.

Uncle Jesse

Wake Up, San Francisco!

The only person cooler than John Stamos?

He’s been a stoner freak in one of the best shows of all time (the brilliant Freaks and Geeks), James Dean, a friend/enemy of Spiderman, a drug dealer, and he’s even made out with Sean Penn (as Harvey Milk), something Storelli couldn’t make happen last month.  It only makes sense that the next logical step for James Franco would be to play the most epic character ever created, Jesse Katsopolis.

Danny Tanner

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh...... Kelly Clarkson!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh...... Kelly Clarkson!

He’s played an idiotic boss (Michael Scott), an asshole news anchor (Bruce Almighty), A 40 year old virgin, a mentally challenged weather reporter (Anchorman) and was a Daily Show correspondent.  In all of Hollywood, there is perhaps no better person to play Danny Tanner than Steve  Carrell.  Just imagine the awkwardness with which Carrell would tackle DJ Tanner bringing home boys.

Joey Gladstone

Michelle Tanner will have a lot more street cred at school

Michelle Tanner will have a lot more street cred at school

Let’s be serious.  I would go see this movie simply for the chance to see Tracy Morgan’s take on the Gladstone staple “Cut. It. Out!”

There you have it: the three male leads for the Full House movie, as imagined by John Stamos.   In the next issue of irrationally awesome sitcom to movie remakes, we will cover who will play Carl Winslow and Steve Urkel in the Family Matters movie.

  1. Sean

    John Stamos is completely out of his mind. But, in a very, very awesome way. However, if we’re going to do a Full House movie, we should just do movies out of all kinds of tv shows. We all know how miserable the Miami Vice movie was (that’s Colin Farrell’s fault by the way), but I think there is some hope for certain shows. You wouldn’t watch a Fresh Prince movie? Or a Seinfeld movie? Personally, I would like to see a Family Guy movie. I think there’s a lot of potential out there, we just need people like you (and John Stamos) to get the ball rolling.

  2. Just scrolling down to see Tracy Morgan smiling at me made me laugh out loud. So who would play Aunt Becky?

    As far as mainecoast’s idea of a Family Guy flick, I would act like a Trekkie and show up in a Peter Griffin costume at midnight for that release. There is an “easter egg” on the Star Wars Blue Harvest dvd. It shows a shot of the soon to be released Empire Strikes Back episode starring the Angry Chicken as Boba Fett. Another classic!

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