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Just another outbreak of JSF, this time in Marquette MI

In Outbreaks on January 7, 2011 at 10:32 pm

Bud Sargent knows just what the fever is all about.  In fact, in an article he wrote last year in The Mining Journal (true story), he describes several females severely taken by the fever.

Two women – note I said women and not girls – were ahead of me in line there and I couldn’t help but overhear their conversation.

The one on the left said she had heard Stamos, who is, perhaps, best known for his portrayal of Uncle Jesse on the TV sitcom “Full House,” was seen just the night before in a local bar, actually drinking and chatting it up with the locals.

Her friend was barely able to contain herself and breathlessly nodded that she was in receipt of the same report. She suggested that they should ask him out for a drink if they got the chance when he exited the federal courthouse following that morning’s testimony.

That’s the fever right there, my friends.

In fact, the paper’s managing editor even gave the story the headline Stamos Fever’ grips city amid federal prosecution.

Pretty sure that managing editor owes me a reference in his next missive to the fine* people of Marquette, Michigan.  And who would that be?  Yup, you guessed it.  Bud Sargent.

* maybe they aren’t so fine, considering the reason Johnny Gorgeous was in town was to appear in court as the victim of an extortion attempt.  Check out the Mining Journal like whoa.