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BYU lineman celebrates win; can’t have sex with girlfriend

In The Sporting Life on September 27, 2011 at 5:40 pm

In a shocking turn of events, just before the NCAA tournament last year, Brandon Davies, a starter on the BYU hoops team, was suspended for violating the school’s honor code, which states that students are not allowed to take part in (even) consensual sex.

It seems that #91 here will have to satisfy all his carnal needs on a huge buffet at the Sizzler.